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Post by Kefka on Jul 20, 2003 16:41:49 GMT -5
Kronk sighs, pulls his kazoo back out, plays 'doo doo doo DOO!', and charges after Superguy.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jul 21, 2003 2:52:31 GMT -5
After an hour or so of quick trotting, the two find themselves at the mouth of a great forest, "Well, kronk, I suggest we wait here for the others." Superguy suggests, as the text implies.
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Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 21, 2003 17:10:11 GMT -5
(sorry for not posting, was at my aunts)
Metal Head glomps superguy, not relizing that she was heavy enough to crush the fellow, and she tilts her head and asks, "Where we go? Metal Head hungry.... me want yum yums..." She leaps off of him and sniffs the ground trying to pick up a scent of something delicious... she then stopped he sniffed an interesting brown, steaming pile infront of her. Upon smelling it, she flips in the air and ran around like a crazied cat, yeowling and sneezing.
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Post by Meow on Jul 22, 2003 7:37:27 GMT -5
Cat follows the fleeing kobolds, only to find a pack of... Acidchickens! One, two, three, around a million pink acidchickens were there, ready to be chomped on by one whose digestive and chewing systems were adapted for tasty acidchickens.... Tail up, tail point, tail impale, Acidic Barbecue, anyone? Of course, the only comment Cat makes is, "Mine... chicken... acid juice... no water.... mmmmmm........."
*woke up*
"It was a dream..."
*sob*
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 27, 2003 18:34:45 GMT -5
The cat though... saw something that he never thought he'd ever come upon...it was....THE GIANT ACID CHICKEN! He had heard of it in stories ... but it was supposed to not even be real! But there it was...in the distance, making the earth rattle and shake. The shaking caused Metal Head to trip and fall... and look at the chicken in wonder... "BIG CHICKY!!!! !"
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Post by The Patryn on Jul 27, 2003 21:01:21 GMT -5
"Chicken? I wonder if it has a tasty braaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnn." *Rushes off after the chicken to eat its brain.*
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Post by Kefka on Jul 27, 2003 23:13:33 GMT -5
Kronk, however, is content to sit in the dirt and eat beef jerky and drink cider. "Big ghosty metal can fend for self," Kronk muses to himself as he takes an overly large bite of jerky.
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 27, 2003 23:40:44 GMT -5
Metal Head stood there and looked at the giant chicken, totally confused. She simply belched and began to roll around in the grass like a lil kitten.
"mmmrrrr.....prrrrroar...."
She looked over at Kronk to see that he was eatting a delicious piece of beef jerky... and she wanted some of it.
"...SHARE ORGE MAN! RRRRRRRRRAGH!!!" she pounced at Kronk and began to wrestle him for some jerky.
(note: I'mma be going on vaction for about 4 days... I'll be leaving on monday, which is tomorrow =P , at 2am... so yea... I won't beable to post obviously. Patty, I give you permission to use Metal Head and do stupid things with her...as well as the whole story line thing...make up whatever you can =P. Don't be shy to use the Kobolds either... MOOF! Buh bye.)
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Post by Kefka on Jul 29, 2003 2:33:59 GMT -5
Kronk continues to gnaw at the jerky, keeping a watchful eye on Metal Head (or any of the other mischievious, diabolical fiends out to get his dehydrated cow flesh).
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jul 29, 2003 5:27:26 GMT -5
Attempts to share out his own provisions equally among the members of the rabble. Unsucessfully.
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Aug 1, 2003 18:03:57 GMT -5
(woot back)
Metal Head whimpered and pawed at Kronk like a helpless kitten, begging for some jerky.
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Post by Meow on Aug 8, 2003 5:10:39 GMT -5
"Now's my chance," Cat said to himself. "Everybody forgot about the chicken, and now its my chance to snatch it. Now, how do you snatch a giant chicken?" After readying his tail, Cat chased the chicken off in the woods, where he was going to eat it all by himself.
What he didn't know was where the trail in the woods went: Straight to the capital Kobold encampment in that region.
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Post by The One True Kefka on Aug 15, 2003 5:27:11 GMT -5
Kronk finally leaves his trance, the one he had been in for over a week, and meditates for a moment. Demonstrating his new Zenlike powers, he destroys an entire mountain range with his mind, then flies into the sky. "KRONK WIN!" he screams as he dives towards the ground. The impact causes an earthquake which blows up twenty-three islands and a bunch of little places that no one cares about and whose only purpose was to be destroyed by Kronk. "With new powers, Kronk beat ugly dogmen!"
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Post by aaa11 on Aug 26, 2008 20:26:37 GMT -5
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