Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 26, 2003 12:57:19 GMT -5
Metal Head looked over at the ripped figure and blinked.
"What puffy man doing? That not nice...Metal Head smack you down if you keep up!"
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Post by Blue Barry Jam on Jun 26, 2003 14:12:27 GMT -5
Bear just stared blankly at the creature playing the music. After many minutes or staring, he finally said:
"That...is so...discusting!!" He yelled at the oozing creature playing the music. "God, I need a smoke." He pulled out a pack of cigarettes and began smoking them.
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Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 26, 2003 14:42:53 GMT -5
Upon seeing the bear pull out a cig', Metal Head stamped the ground with her feet and shouted,"BRRBRRBRRBRR!! BITE BITE! STOP SMOKING! IT BE BAD!!! METAL HEAD HATE SMOKE!" She growled, "Metal Head luv music too... it purtay! You apologize to slimey man!"
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Post by Blue Barry Jam on Jun 26, 2003 19:14:22 GMT -5
"Apologize, uhh...ashmologize. I'm not sorry for anything. And I'll smoke if I want." Bear blew smoke into Metal Head's face. Or atleast, tried to. Since there's a 7 foot difference from his head to her head, the smoke didn't quite make it to her face.
Bear looked around and noticed the ammount of people that had gathered around. All of them taller than him, or course.
"What is this? Some kind of freak show?" He looked at his fur and realized that he was a bear talking. "If it is a freak show...let me in!"
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 27, 2003 2:11:19 GMT -5
Superguy feels some ooze drop onto his hand...
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Meow
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Post by Meow on Jun 27, 2003 5:36:16 GMT -5
Cat eyes the strange creature bobbing up and down over superguy. It looks like a mix of a furry worm, skeletal dog and a gigantic amoeba trapped inside a blob of jelly. It looks appetizing, though...
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 27, 2003 14:19:12 GMT -5
Meanwhile, during all of this, Kronk is just sitting here, hungry. Kronk gets up, finally tired of waiting for someone to feed him, and bellows, "SOMEONE GIVE KRONK FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 27, 2003 16:03:18 GMT -5
Pushes Kronk slowly over to the musical being and says- "Here eat this"
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Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 27, 2003 21:39:34 GMT -5
Metal Head growls and pushes kronk away from the musician and stuffs a 3 week old moldy loaf of bread into his mouth.
"EAT DIS!! ...It yummier ^_^" She then too begain to eat moldy bread herself
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 28, 2003 0:18:54 GMT -5
Kronk, having a stainless steel, diamond studded tongue (long story), wasn't able to taste the mold, or anything for that matter. He just wanted something heavy in his stomach. "Good," he said. He then proceeded to punch a tree.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 28, 2003 2:07:19 GMT -5
Superguy hurries over to the fallen tree, and proceeds to place a red-rope barrier around the tree. He then winks charismatically at the other characters and says- "Safety first, citizens!"
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Meow
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Post by Meow on Jun 28, 2003 2:36:58 GMT -5
Cat, having a insanity spasm, runs over to the tree, starts biting it, then shouts out random numbers at Superguy. He then jumps at some mice, then starts biting their tails and gives them to Bear.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 28, 2003 3:49:13 GMT -5
"there is nothing we can do to help him" Superguy says.
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Post by Yarharhar on Jun 28, 2003 7:35:50 GMT -5
"More like..nothing I can do to help YOU, WIMP!!" Roy's attention had finally turned to Superguy, and, as usual, he was angry. He began flexing all angrily and quick, trying to figure out a way to vent any of his building rage. "You think you're so great!? YOU'RE NOT!!! You're not extreme, you're nothing!!" At that instant, Roy grabbed his own pants and hiked them up as far as he could before tightening the belt on it. "You think your pants are tight!? I can wear pants ten TIMES as tight, and I'LL LOVE EVERY SECOND!! LOOKATIT!! RRAAAHHHHH!!!!!! What are you gonna do wimp?! LOOKATIT!!" He just kept yelling and tightening his pants more and more at Superguy, much to the confusion of everyone. "EXTREME!!!!"
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 28, 2003 9:03:38 GMT -5
"Of course sir, your underpants don't have the letters SG, imprinted upon them. How could you be anything close to extreme?" Superguy says, in his patronizing, yet untimely charismatic way. Super guy, then walks over to the great ooze, and kindly asks- "Excuse me fine sir, do you have a permit, playing live to an audience of more than two, requires a permit under penalty of a fine."
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