Meow
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I'm evil. I'm also a cat. I'm an evil cat!
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Post by Meow on Jul 3, 2003 1:57:58 GMT -5
As Cat was in the middle of shoving a pineapple down his ear, he also noticed that the kobolds were holding giant nets. His seizure over, he ran straight at one of the kobolds and pierced slashed off all its hair using his tail...
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Jul 3, 2003 10:36:46 GMT -5
Name: Fester Armond Alexander Arnold Bear VII. He goes by Bear. Gender: Male Race: Bear Age: 60 Height: 2 feet Weight: 50 lbs Origin: A forest near a nuclear power plant Hair: Brown fur all over Eyes: Black Weapon(s): Shotgun (I won't bother being all technical because it's a comedy RP). He has a strap accross his chest that holds it on his back. Strengths: Groin hits Weaknesses: Tall people, general kicks at him Personality: Tries to act very tough because he's very short. Short tempered and a general @$$hole. Bio: He is an inexplicably short bear. He also can talk. These things happened to him because he was exposed to radiation in his home forest. He uses a shotgun for a weapon and smokes lots of cigarettes. *screams* Nooo! The bear place is taken! *cries* Anyone mind if I join as another bear, only a Nature Bear, or a Shiggy Bear?
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Post by zumbums lazy ass on Jul 3, 2003 13:31:50 GMT -5
Have you read the first post? Come on in, make a grand entrance while your at it!
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Post by Yarharhar on Jul 3, 2003 21:36:44 GMT -5
AHoy mateys, Rajjy might not be able to post for the next few days. The comp she has access to right now kinda sucks hard.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jul 5, 2003 0:55:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Kronk eats one of the pineapples and takes a nap.
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Post by The Patryn on Jul 5, 2003 2:18:22 GMT -5
(OOC: Gah, sorry about that, I forgot to tell everyone I was off before I left. I'll make an RP post in a bit when I have the energy...)
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Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 7, 2003 18:45:22 GMT -5
(Wooo....back)
The Kobolds yipped and snarled at the orge and the giant... "CAT?!" One kobold shouted. "OH MY GOD! ITS A CAT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT IT!" The kobold howled and pounced on the cat and rolled about on the ground, snarling and biting the feline.
The others looked on... then looked directly at the small bear and pointed their spears, knives, etc etc at him. "Let's not waste any time!" One kobold annouced. "We're here to kill the d**n midget bear! Not goof off! The chieftain expects him to be DEAD... so let us make this HAPPEN!" The other kobold howled and they tossed their spears in random directions... one pounced off of Metal Head, though she was busy in the growling competition and such with roy... another spear only knicked the tiny Bear's cigarrete out of his mouth, another had sucessfuly pierced the orge's arm... while the rest missed anyone else nearby.
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Post by The Patryn on Jul 7, 2003 19:27:59 GMT -5
As the Kobolds advance, a horrible noise comes out of the forest. Some of the Kobolds, sitting down and rolling a D20 for their willsave against suck, fail, fall down and die. As this is happening, the 'musician' from before floats out of the forest.
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Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 9, 2003 20:36:58 GMT -5
Metal head turned and saw the musician floating off elsewhere... she gasped and shouted, "Mister music mahn! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!" She dashed at the man on all fours, trampling kobolds as she ran toward him. "Metal head luff you!!!! Luff music metal head does! OH GOD! METAL HEAD TALK LIKE YODA FOR SECOND! " Meanwhile...the group is being watched by the Chieftain... he growled angrily as he saw his kobolds fall like flies to the whimsical group of freaks easily and he dashed back towards the village. He stood in the center of the town and cried out to his fellow kobolds, "MY PEOPLE! It seems as if the midget bear has an army of his own! A FEARSOME ONE! My god they're smart! And thats isn't good! NOPE! That means we have people to deal with that may try to twart my plans! We can't have them do that! So, we all should run like wussys-- er... seek a better place to start building! We need some other back up forces too... WE WILL NOT FALL TO THESE ...um...BAD PEOPLE!" The town kobolds stood in silence, staring at their leader cluelessly. The chieftain then coughed, "*cough* APPLASE AND CHEER*cough*" The kobolds then jumped and began to applase and cheer their chieftain like happy, good little followers do. The chieftain then shouted angrily, "STOP CHEERING! WE NEED TO MOVE NOW! I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO CHEER!" The kobolds yipped and howled as they began to dash about the area madly, trying to clear the place up before the group arrives... if they ever will.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jul 10, 2003 3:19:18 GMT -5
Even after getting hit with a spear, Kronk didn't wake up, but after the kobolds had left and cheered and yelled and all, and time had passed, he did. "What? Why Kronk arm have cherry juice come out?! Oh, fuzzy dogs cut Kronk."
Kronk then slapped a band-aid on his arm, ate a turkey that happened to be lying around, and looked at Metal Head. "Now what we do, ghost? We kill doggies?"
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Post by The Patryn on Jul 10, 2003 12:01:14 GMT -5
"We will eat their little brains... Umm...Yadda yadda...what rhymes with brains?"
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jul 10, 2003 15:33:29 GMT -5
Kronk pulls out "The Big Book of Poetic Rhyming".
"Hmm.. cranes, drains, lanes, manes, pains, rains, wanes, windowpanes, banes, drive-thru lanes, canes, trains... lots other words."
Kronk then eats the book.
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Rajal Tikana
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 10, 2003 15:37:27 GMT -5
"Those doggies meeeeean.... they no like us.... mrrrr...." Metal Head sat there on the ground like a cat, thinking of what they could or should do...though ofcourse, metal head's limited mind would be unable to think of anything anytime soon and she became frustrated while thinking. She began to chew away at some tree roots near by like a dog would chew a raw hide and spoke while chewing, "Metal Head no know wut to do.... meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....!!"
(don't be afriad to add whatever you like guys! you don't have to follow the whole story line completely.... though evenutally, we'll have to go back to it so... um... don't be scared to add little "side stories")
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jul 11, 2003 0:46:18 GMT -5
Kronk was struck with an idea! However, the idea was really big and it hit him so hard that he lapsed into unconsciousness. Kronk was out cold!
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Post by The Patryn on Jul 11, 2003 0:59:07 GMT -5
"Oh! Wait! I've got it! I know what rhymes with brains! BRAINS! God I'm a genius."
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