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Post by Kefka on Jun 29, 2003 2:13:29 GMT -5
Kronk, in an effort to be 'extreme', pulls out a flute and begins to play it.
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 29, 2003 19:45:54 GMT -5
(GEH! Wheres Pat?!)
Metal head hissed at the ripped man and her tail whipped about. "You annoying! You make me think of... umm....I DUNNO! But it be something bad! RRRR!!!!" She continued to growl at the man, hoping that it would somehow strike fear into him.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 30, 2003 11:02:09 GMT -5
((Quick ST swap anyone?))
Smirks
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Post by Yarharhar on Jun 30, 2003 15:06:45 GMT -5
That was it. The vein's on Roy's head grew gargantuan and then grew their own veins. The armored one's actions made Roy so mad that his attempt to get in her face was a head butt. The end result was Metalhead stumbling backwards while Roy's face was now bloody with a pushed-in nose which had decided to break at the instant. That didn't stop him however, despite Metal-head's notification that he was "leaking". Instead, he now tried to outgrowl her, which in his current condition only made blood spray everywhere.
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 30, 2003 23:42:12 GMT -5
She continued to growl and hiss at Roy, dispite the fact that she was being showered in his squirting blood. She didn't want to be out done by this guy... she KNEW she was BETTER then him!
"METALHEAD GROWL BETTER! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Kefka on Jul 1, 2003 2:06:01 GMT -5
Kronk's flute-playing wasn't getting any attention...! That was making him sad. Kronk was an attention-loving ogre/orc thing, so he threw the flute into a bush and stood up. He screamed something incoherent, though it sounded a lot like 'OOGA BLAGA MAKA SAH', and began to slam his head into a tree, repeatedly, hoping that someone would pay attention to him. Maybe THIS what extreme people do, Kronk said to himself.
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Post by Meow on Jul 1, 2003 4:54:47 GMT -5
Looking at all the strange beings, Cat also tried to be extreme. purrrrrrr.......... *slams head on rocks made of jelly, breaking them*
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jul 1, 2003 10:14:14 GMT -5
Superguy simply shrugs and says, "When in Rome..." He then finds a particularaly soft tree and pushed his face into it. Smiling at the handsome imprint it left.
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Post by Kefka on Jul 1, 2003 13:33:40 GMT -5
Watching everybody try to be extreme, Kronk gets jealous. Kronk's the extreme one here! So Kronk does a cannonball off a cliff into a pile of nails, headbutts a tree until it falls down, and kicks a boulder with his little toe until the boulder breaks. "EXTREEEEEEEEME!" shouts Kronk.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jul 1, 2003 13:44:02 GMT -5
Sits down beside the now VERY handsome tree, and waits for the ST to return...
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 1, 2003 22:24:31 GMT -5
(geh.... I don't think pat will be here for awhile so let's move on.) Not too far from the group of fools were the groups of Kobolds that the chieftain had sent out, they all howled upon seeing the small bear and one of the kobolds snarled, "There's the lil' turdling! KEEEEL EET!" Another one yawned and looked at the others nearby the small bear, then said, "Um, are they with the midget? They look pretty scary!" A seemingly younger Kobold stepped forward and pointed at SuperGuy and teased him,"DAT guy! Look! IT'S A SUPA HEERU! Oh my my.... he looks like something that beetlejuice threw up!" The kobolds laughed all together at the lame insult and began poking fun at all the others...when they were supposed to only kill the small bear.
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Post by Kefka on Jul 2, 2003 1:44:21 GMT -5
Kronk was clapping at the mess he had made, when he heard noises! Sounded like talking and laughing, except it was... SQUEAKY. Looking up, he saw a bunch of little brown dog-men chortling at the group. Kronk misinterpreted it as teasing and ridicule... and Kronk was the sensitive type. Kronk pulled out his axe and brandished it menacingly.
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Post by Meow on Jul 2, 2003 5:39:53 GMT -5
Cat noticed some ugly dog-thingies threatening the others, so he also brandished his weapon menacingly (how do you brandish a tail?). " What are ugly dog-men doing here in the beauty of a forest----"
He was overcome by a strong urge to do something really insane. And so his insanity siezure started again... (you guys decide what he does)
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jul 2, 2003 10:20:23 GMT -5
Superguy stands and says to the others- "Stand back, citizens, this looks like a job, for Superguy!"
With that, he proceded to the kobolds. And begain to speak to them in a patronising way. But not the way the others had heard him speak in before. This was... úber patronisation! The kobolds started to squeal at the pain he inflicted into their... "puny, insignificant bodies"
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Post by Kefka on Jul 3, 2003 0:58:41 GMT -5
Kronk was stupified by Superguy's usage of big words, so he did the next best thing: pulled out a boom box and began to get down to some hardcore trance. Yes, Kronk's 'trance-dance' was the epitome of ogre smoothness and coordination - not to mention the fact that it was really quite funny-looking to see a 9 foot tall green ogre attempting to rave. But no matter. After he danced, Kronk cut down a tree in an attempt to scare the kobolds with his massive strength in tree-cutting ability, all while chugging chocolate milk and shoving Clif bars up his nose. By God! nothing can stop Kronk now!
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