Post by Cereal Hunter on Nov 9, 2002 18:39:02 GMT -5
The game I am reviewing is called "Real Life".
Looking at the title, many of you will think that it's just a cheap ripoff of "The Sims". Wrong. It's more like the other way around, to a certain extent.
In fact, "Real Life" is one of the most original games ever programmed. Hard to believe isn't it?
It is also one of the BEST games ever programmed.
Wait, lemme rephrase that...
"Real Life" is by far the best game ever programmed. Period.
Confused? You shouldn't be, because this game was designed and programmed by one of the best design and programming teams that ever existed.
Namingly, the design and programming team known as GOD.
After GOD had experianced recording-breaking sales for their previous games, "Heaven", "Hell", and "Paralell Universe", GOD decided to make a game even better than all three of thier previous projects combined.
The result is known as "Real Life".
Wonder how this game can possibly be any better than the action-packed "Paralell Universe"?
Read on....
First of all, the graphics of this game are more realistic and interactive then anything else to date. The shadows and lightening effects are all in what appears to be the right place. Even the slightest detail, such as a ball of lint floating across the sidewalk is captured in perfect seemless 3D animation.
The enviroment of the game is more vast and detailed than that of any other game to date. Based on where in the game world you are, the sounds of outside may be higher or lower. Even the smallest little thing, such as a ladybird, has it's own ambitient. Plus, the game world is millions of times larger than any other.
The gameplay is more tense, exciting, and action-packed than any other game. But if you want to take a break from action, you can.
The characters are more complicated than any others. Even the NPCs have a complicated personality that may change based on what you do/say. There are over 6 billion people in the game world, and they all look, talk, act, and feel completly differently. You can interact with every single one of them. They all lead a life of thier own. Together, the NPCs make the game world change and evolve. Kind of like a MMORPG, except way more complicated, advanced and populated.
Unlike most games, there is no set storyline. Instead, based on what your's and the NPCs's actions are, the storyline and game world will rapidly change. However, most players will play the first 20 years of the game in thier parent's hous, and then move out.
Wait a second... Did I say years?
Yes I did. Although the game is completly non-linear, after 100 years or so of gameplay, the game will automtically end for the player. (Unless they use a life extension hack...)
So how long did this thing take to make? Hundreds of hundreds of trillions of years. Which proves that if you decide to take the time to make a really good game, it's completly possible.
So, would you say that this game was flawless? No. No game can be flawless...
...for there is one major problem with this game. Death.
If you die in the game, which is highly possible if you play like a n00b, your game will permanatly, and I mean permantly, end.... Forever. How to avoid this problem as a n00b? Get a veteran of this game to teach you. Specifically, your parents if you start the game into a (randomlyy generated) good life. Another problem is a glitch called "disease". This glitch may cause your game to automatically end if you find it. We are unsure whether or not GOD made this on purpose or not, but either way, it was a mistake. There are aslo a few other glitches that do not harm the game, such as ghosts.
Unfortunatly, GOD staff members no longer appear in the game, like they did thousands of years ago, and if so, only rarely and not very publicly. So if you still haven't played the game, you might have missed out on a bit.
Nevertheless, with something for everyone, "Real Life" is reccomended to every single type of video gamer. I highly advise that you play this amazing game NOW!
SCORES:
Graphics: 10/10
Sound: 10/10
Gameplay: 10/10
Originallity: 10/10
Bugs/Glitches: 9/10
Replay Value: 10/10
OVERALL SCORE: 10/10
(Platinum Award)
Looking at the title, many of you will think that it's just a cheap ripoff of "The Sims". Wrong. It's more like the other way around, to a certain extent.
In fact, "Real Life" is one of the most original games ever programmed. Hard to believe isn't it?
It is also one of the BEST games ever programmed.
Wait, lemme rephrase that...
"Real Life" is by far the best game ever programmed. Period.
Confused? You shouldn't be, because this game was designed and programmed by one of the best design and programming teams that ever existed.
Namingly, the design and programming team known as GOD.
After GOD had experianced recording-breaking sales for their previous games, "Heaven", "Hell", and "Paralell Universe", GOD decided to make a game even better than all three of thier previous projects combined.
The result is known as "Real Life".
Wonder how this game can possibly be any better than the action-packed "Paralell Universe"?
Read on....
First of all, the graphics of this game are more realistic and interactive then anything else to date. The shadows and lightening effects are all in what appears to be the right place. Even the slightest detail, such as a ball of lint floating across the sidewalk is captured in perfect seemless 3D animation.
The enviroment of the game is more vast and detailed than that of any other game to date. Based on where in the game world you are, the sounds of outside may be higher or lower. Even the smallest little thing, such as a ladybird, has it's own ambitient. Plus, the game world is millions of times larger than any other.
The gameplay is more tense, exciting, and action-packed than any other game. But if you want to take a break from action, you can.
The characters are more complicated than any others. Even the NPCs have a complicated personality that may change based on what you do/say. There are over 6 billion people in the game world, and they all look, talk, act, and feel completly differently. You can interact with every single one of them. They all lead a life of thier own. Together, the NPCs make the game world change and evolve. Kind of like a MMORPG, except way more complicated, advanced and populated.
Unlike most games, there is no set storyline. Instead, based on what your's and the NPCs's actions are, the storyline and game world will rapidly change. However, most players will play the first 20 years of the game in thier parent's hous, and then move out.
Wait a second... Did I say years?
Yes I did. Although the game is completly non-linear, after 100 years or so of gameplay, the game will automtically end for the player. (Unless they use a life extension hack...)
So how long did this thing take to make? Hundreds of hundreds of trillions of years. Which proves that if you decide to take the time to make a really good game, it's completly possible.
So, would you say that this game was flawless? No. No game can be flawless...
...for there is one major problem with this game. Death.
If you die in the game, which is highly possible if you play like a n00b, your game will permanatly, and I mean permantly, end.... Forever. How to avoid this problem as a n00b? Get a veteran of this game to teach you. Specifically, your parents if you start the game into a (randomlyy generated) good life. Another problem is a glitch called "disease". This glitch may cause your game to automatically end if you find it. We are unsure whether or not GOD made this on purpose or not, but either way, it was a mistake. There are aslo a few other glitches that do not harm the game, such as ghosts.
Unfortunatly, GOD staff members no longer appear in the game, like they did thousands of years ago, and if so, only rarely and not very publicly. So if you still haven't played the game, you might have missed out on a bit.
Nevertheless, with something for everyone, "Real Life" is reccomended to every single type of video gamer. I highly advise that you play this amazing game NOW!
SCORES:
Graphics: 10/10
Sound: 10/10
Gameplay: 10/10
Originallity: 10/10
Bugs/Glitches: 9/10
Replay Value: 10/10
OVERALL SCORE: 10/10
(Platinum Award)
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