Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Jul 11, 2003 3:29:23 GMT -5
This is a story I'm writing called 'The Unfortunate Tale of Whee' Enjoy! (or not)
In the beginning there was only cheese. Nothing else. Before anything else could exist there had to be cheese. Do not argue. That’s just the way it is.
This simple fact changed the whole life of a young man named Whee. Because of his unfortunate name Whee was constantly teased by his peers and was made a mockery of by his workmates.
One day on one of Whee’s many trips to the bathroom facility, Whee noticed something out of the ordinary. Now this was suprising as you wouldn’t normally find anything out of the ordinary at an Adult’s Toy Factory. Nevertheless, Whee found this object strange.
Whee bent over to pick up the strange little thing. On closer inspection he discovered this mystery object was in fact a miniature puppy dog.
“What are you doing here boy?” Whee said in his whiny voice.
“This is no place for a dog as innocent looking as you.”
Whee picked up the dog and placed him in his pocket.
“I think I’ll name you Chocolate.” Whee said to himself as he continued to make his way to the bathroom.
From that day on, Whee and Chocolate were inseperable. Not a single second could you find one away from the other.
The friendship between Whee and Chocolate grew more and more each day until on one fateful eve, the phone rang.
“W…who is it?!” Whee nervously said.
“Give up the dog” a gruff voice answered on the other line.
“You do not know what the dog is cabable of.”
As he spoke to the man, Whee looked over at Chocolate who was licking some indescribable part of his body.
“I…I don’t know who you are but leave me and Chocolate alone!” Whee shouted angrily as he hung up. Unfortunately this act made Whee’s life very hard for himself.
The next day Whee and Chocolate were awakened by a loud knocking at the door. Whee put on his dressing gown as he groggily went to see who it was. When he looked through the peep hole all he could see was someone’s thumb. A little frightened, Whee opened the door ajar and looked at the person.
The man could only be described as big. Every part of his body looked incredibly out of proportion. He had a large nose, large eyes, large hands, large feet and so on.
“Are you named Whee?” the man boomed
“Y…yes…” Whee stuttured.
“Who are you?”
“Never mind that” the man said as he adjusted his wig.
“Just give me the dog and I’ll leave.”
Whee fearfully looked up at the man’s chins. He had a look on his face which suggested ‘There will be no questions’.
Looking back to his bedroom where Chocolate was eating some strange green substance Whee considered his options.
“Do I really want to give up my best friend?” He thought as he looked back to the man.
“No…” he whispered.
“What was that?” the man said as he leant down to look Whee in the eyes.
“I SAID NO!!” Whee screamed as he kicked the man below the belt.
Fearing for his life, Whee took this chance to grab Chocolate and escape through the back door.
As he ran he thought “This is it. There’s no turning back now.”
END CHAPTER 1
That's all for now. If this made you chuckle then it served it's purpose. If it made you want to kill me then it also served it's purpose.
In the beginning there was only cheese. Nothing else. Before anything else could exist there had to be cheese. Do not argue. That’s just the way it is.
This simple fact changed the whole life of a young man named Whee. Because of his unfortunate name Whee was constantly teased by his peers and was made a mockery of by his workmates.
One day on one of Whee’s many trips to the bathroom facility, Whee noticed something out of the ordinary. Now this was suprising as you wouldn’t normally find anything out of the ordinary at an Adult’s Toy Factory. Nevertheless, Whee found this object strange.
Whee bent over to pick up the strange little thing. On closer inspection he discovered this mystery object was in fact a miniature puppy dog.
“What are you doing here boy?” Whee said in his whiny voice.
“This is no place for a dog as innocent looking as you.”
Whee picked up the dog and placed him in his pocket.
“I think I’ll name you Chocolate.” Whee said to himself as he continued to make his way to the bathroom.
From that day on, Whee and Chocolate were inseperable. Not a single second could you find one away from the other.
The friendship between Whee and Chocolate grew more and more each day until on one fateful eve, the phone rang.
“W…who is it?!” Whee nervously said.
“Give up the dog” a gruff voice answered on the other line.
“You do not know what the dog is cabable of.”
As he spoke to the man, Whee looked over at Chocolate who was licking some indescribable part of his body.
“I…I don’t know who you are but leave me and Chocolate alone!” Whee shouted angrily as he hung up. Unfortunately this act made Whee’s life very hard for himself.
The next day Whee and Chocolate were awakened by a loud knocking at the door. Whee put on his dressing gown as he groggily went to see who it was. When he looked through the peep hole all he could see was someone’s thumb. A little frightened, Whee opened the door ajar and looked at the person.
The man could only be described as big. Every part of his body looked incredibly out of proportion. He had a large nose, large eyes, large hands, large feet and so on.
“Are you named Whee?” the man boomed
“Y…yes…” Whee stuttured.
“Who are you?”
“Never mind that” the man said as he adjusted his wig.
“Just give me the dog and I’ll leave.”
Whee fearfully looked up at the man’s chins. He had a look on his face which suggested ‘There will be no questions’.
Looking back to his bedroom where Chocolate was eating some strange green substance Whee considered his options.
“Do I really want to give up my best friend?” He thought as he looked back to the man.
“No…” he whispered.
“What was that?” the man said as he leant down to look Whee in the eyes.
“I SAID NO!!” Whee screamed as he kicked the man below the belt.
Fearing for his life, Whee took this chance to grab Chocolate and escape through the back door.
As he ran he thought “This is it. There’s no turning back now.”
END CHAPTER 1
That's all for now. If this made you chuckle then it served it's purpose. If it made you want to kill me then it also served it's purpose.