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Post by Thores on Nov 1, 2002 23:40:05 GMT -5
I checked out Kingdom Hearts at a friend's house, since I need a PS2. The first couple of levels were annoying (Tarzan, ARRRGH), but it was teh FUN otherwise. Except for one thing which I think Satan draws his evil Disney powers from.
Kairi's d**n LAUGH.
Her voice acting was fine, mostly. Cute even. As she was talking ("Silly Sora, always dreamin'!"), I was thinking, "Aw, Kairi is adorable. I'm gonna buy a Kairi plushie and download hentai of her off the internet!"
But then it happened.
For a brief moment, Kairi's face became twice as big with her teeth, and her eyes dissapeared, making her look like she was the retarded Disney toothpaste mascot. Then I heard it:
"EHEHEHEHEHE". Loud. Stupid. Annoying. I wanted to cry.
Then she went back to cute lil sex bomb Kairi. I fell in love again. Then Riku came and made a dramatic speech. ("Something is out there. Check out my hair.") Then they started racing each other. It showed a close up of our three heroes. When it got to Kairi, you guessed it: she was laughing twice as loud and twice as stupid.
"EHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEHUH*snort*HEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEEE *BONK*" That would be her running into a tree cause she CAN'T SEE.
Actually, that didn't happen. But I wish it did.
That's enough of me ranting. I might add more and edit this cause I need a better ending for my rant. Was anyone else as annoyed as I was?
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Post by PaulC on Nov 1, 2002 23:44:35 GMT -5
Sora should have ditched Kairi for Yuffie.
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Post by PaulC on Nov 1, 2002 23:45:09 GMT -5
... ' Poor Thores, his innocent pedophilia interrupted by the cruel vagaries of fate and a voice actor with an obnoxious laugh! I feel your pain, buddy. But stay away from my 9 year old sister.
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Post by PaulC on Nov 1, 2002 23:46:31 GMT -5
You have a sister?
... IS SHE HOT?
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Post by Thores on Nov 1, 2002 23:47:25 GMT -5
Wait? Kairi's 9? She's too hot to be that young!
Aw man. The world is against me.
EDIT: Oh. She's 12-14, according to MP. YAY ^_^.
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Post by The~Inquisitor on Nov 2, 2002 8:21:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Still don't like the idea of Kingdom Hearts[/glow]
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Tool 666
RPG Townie
Remember, we are eternal, all this pain is an illusion...
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Post by Tool 666 on Nov 2, 2002 8:39:57 GMT -5
*Wants the font ThyInquis is using cause it totally suits my personality*
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Post by The~Inquisitor on Nov 2, 2002 11:58:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Still think the fire suits you better...[/glow]
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Post by Thores on Nov 2, 2002 15:45:40 GMT -5
And I still think you should STAY ON TOPIC! BAD TOWNIES! *SMACK*
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Post by devilmaycare150 on Nov 2, 2002 17:22:32 GMT -5
..You overreact...
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Post by Thores on Nov 3, 2002 14:07:59 GMT -5
Overreact? Me? Perhaps you haven't PLAYED Kingdom Hearts.
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Post by theblakeman on Nov 6, 2002 1:06:54 GMT -5
PaulC: Could you introduce me to your sister? I want to get to know her...uh, as a platonic friend...ehheh... Thores: JOIN the PEDOPHILE club Kamau joined, he saw that episode of Berserk and said: "OMG tats teh hotest ting evar!!!!11111one"
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Post by Thores on Nov 6, 2002 15:58:43 GMT -5
Um... it's a one to three year difference, Blakeman. That's less than typical age difference for married couples. I'm not really a PEDOPHILE. Feh.
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Post by PaulC on Nov 6, 2002 22:16:43 GMT -5
PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILEEEE THORES IS A PEDOPHILE LET US STONE HIM IN THE TOWN SQUARE!
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Post by PaulC on Nov 6, 2002 23:11:12 GMT -5
Stoning is teh fun..
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