Post by TranceRolin on Jul 27, 2003 22:46:02 GMT -5
What I meant to say was, Weekly Duels #3!
And to commemorate the crowd (I feel sorry for those who understood that . . . Yah, I pity myself. What's it to you?) , I've set up for you . . . A 2v2 Battle!
But not just any battle . . . A battle of RIVALS!! Ladies and gentlemen, fighting on the side of good (IF you can call it that . . . It's more like "I'm pissed and if you don't like my gore-filled, bloody brand of justice then too f#cking bad." than good, really.)
Trying to make a comeback from the loser's bracket after being defeated by Kenshin Himura, Guts!! (Like he ever had a last name? Blake, feel free to correct me here . . . You will anyway. Wait, no, you're not here. SO HAH, d**nIT! HAH!!!)
And his teammate, a newcomer to the duels/fights/whatever the heck you wanna call them (Along with the other two. Yeesh. Why bother? Alright, then, I WON'T, ya grubbing bastards!) Spike Spiegel! ($5 says I misspelled that name. Yah, $5 is mah homie. No, seriously, he raps too . . . He's like 10x better than fiddycent.)
On the opposing team, we have the two long, curved sword toting (Some guys have real masculinity inferiority complexes, don't you think?) genius madmen, Griffith, and Vicious! Both are fast, both are geniuses (I said that already! Meh, makes it look like I gave a sh#t about writing this discription.) , and both are EVIL!!!!
*maniacal laughter*
ANYWHO, instead of a breakdown of accomplishments, I figured that a breakdown of SKILLS was in order . . . Not really a breakdown, but a basic thing . . . Better than that crappy ACHIEVEMENTS idea, if ya ask me. (Yeah, that means YOU, BLAKEY!)
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Guts
Weapon: Dragon Slayer (Think of it as the Buster Sword . . . On crack . . . And pot . . . And coke . . . And heroin . . . And acid . . . And 100 times better than that.)
Strength: 5/5
Speed/Agility: 3.5/5
Intelligence: 3/5
Spike
Weapon: Anything that fires, shoots, goes boom, can be used to bludgeon someone to death with . . . And oh yeah, his hands.
Strength: 3/5
Speed/Agility: 5/5
Intelligence: 3/5
Griffith
Weapon: A sabre-esque blade. He's been known to summon every dark being in the world to do his bidding on occasion, as well.
Strength: 2.5/5
Speed/Agility: 4/5
Intelligence: 5/5
Vicious
Weapon: A long blade, like I fuggin' remember the name of it. Oh yah, he freaks the hell out of people with his pet crow. I think it's name was Spike . . . Or was that his dog as a child that he knifed to death? Meh, you can never really uncover the truth. ;D
Strength: 4/5
Speed/Agility: 5/5
Intelligence: 4/5
Well, there ya have it folks. Who'll it be? Take your pick . . . While Options 7 and 8 are SO tempting to me, I think I'll take a "stab" at something else . . .
And to commemorate the crowd (I feel sorry for those who understood that . . . Yah, I pity myself. What's it to you?) , I've set up for you . . . A 2v2 Battle!
But not just any battle . . . A battle of RIVALS!! Ladies and gentlemen, fighting on the side of good (IF you can call it that . . . It's more like "I'm pissed and if you don't like my gore-filled, bloody brand of justice then too f#cking bad." than good, really.)
Trying to make a comeback from the loser's bracket after being defeated by Kenshin Himura, Guts!! (Like he ever had a last name? Blake, feel free to correct me here . . . You will anyway. Wait, no, you're not here. SO HAH, d**nIT! HAH!!!)
And his teammate, a newcomer to the duels/fights/whatever the heck you wanna call them (Along with the other two. Yeesh. Why bother? Alright, then, I WON'T, ya grubbing bastards!) Spike Spiegel! ($5 says I misspelled that name. Yah, $5 is mah homie. No, seriously, he raps too . . . He's like 10x better than fiddycent.)
On the opposing team, we have the two long, curved sword toting (Some guys have real masculinity inferiority complexes, don't you think?) genius madmen, Griffith, and Vicious! Both are fast, both are geniuses (I said that already! Meh, makes it look like I gave a sh#t about writing this discription.) , and both are EVIL!!!!
*maniacal laughter*
ANYWHO, instead of a breakdown of accomplishments, I figured that a breakdown of SKILLS was in order . . . Not really a breakdown, but a basic thing . . . Better than that crappy ACHIEVEMENTS idea, if ya ask me. (Yeah, that means YOU, BLAKEY!)
Guts
Weapon: Dragon Slayer (Think of it as the Buster Sword . . . On crack . . . And pot . . . And coke . . . And heroin . . . And acid . . . And 100 times better than that.)
Strength: 5/5
Speed/Agility: 3.5/5
Intelligence: 3/5
Spike
Weapon: Anything that fires, shoots, goes boom, can be used to bludgeon someone to death with . . . And oh yeah, his hands.
Strength: 3/5
Speed/Agility: 5/5
Intelligence: 3/5
Griffith
Weapon: A sabre-esque blade. He's been known to summon every dark being in the world to do his bidding on occasion, as well.
Strength: 2.5/5
Speed/Agility: 4/5
Intelligence: 5/5
Vicious
Weapon: A long blade, like I fuggin' remember the name of it. Oh yah, he freaks the hell out of people with his pet crow. I think it's name was Spike . . . Or was that his dog as a child that he knifed to death? Meh, you can never really uncover the truth. ;D
Strength: 4/5
Speed/Agility: 5/5
Intelligence: 4/5
Well, there ya have it folks. Who'll it be? Take your pick . . . While Options 7 and 8 are SO tempting to me, I think I'll take a "stab" at something else . . .
