New York Street Survival...

[Figgy]

(a.k.a. how to defend yourself)

#1: The Suprise Phone Attack

Step 1: Stop phone conversation

Step 2: Carefully snap neck

Step 3: Place body on ground

Step 4: Return to phone conversation



#2: Aggravated Frontal Attack

Step 1: Stop frontal attack

Step 2: Dislodge spine (ignore snow, rain, or any other stuff)

Step 3: Dislocate shoulder

Step 4: Dispose of body...gently


#3: Crazed Stalker Rear Assault

Step 1: Remain calm

Step 2: Throw attacker...gently


#4: Perverted Encounter

Step 1: Assess situation

Step 2: Kick him in "the goods"

Step 3: Chase perv...swiftly


I got this stuff from the music video Potential for a Fall, by Sick of it All.

edit: added the last few.