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Post by Gimdin7 on Jul 12, 2003 18:54:38 GMT -5
I decree this RP thread for, and only for members of the ToDC (Two of which are here at the town (three counting myself)). You know who you are. Others may apply for Acolyte-ship if they so desire: Entry pending review.
Turtle Bless Saints Zayfara, Vill, Janna, and Masmert.
Let the insanity begin, and may the Nachos be with you.
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Jul 13, 2003 1:33:48 GMT -5
Saint Vill slowly lumbers into the shrine. Giggling to himself he observes his surroundings. "Turtle of Doom!" he screams "I require guidance!!" (OOC: To Gimdin: If you had a semi-plot in mind to run out I apologise. Just think of this as my introductory post then.  ) |
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 13, 2003 3:39:05 GMT -5
Zayfera staggers in, cursing and waving her arms about frantically. She eyes the follower and screams at him for awhile before kindly speaking to him
"Hello there fellow follower... the turtle has been here with me...SEE HOW HE FLOATS?! ITS LIKE HOW A TURD FLOATS IN THE MIDDLE OF TOILET WATER! OOOOOOOOOOOSDHSJKAS! ....*cough* Excuse me... I...have a bit of tourrets syndrome... the turtle gave me this wonderious gift." ^_^
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Jul 13, 2003 4:50:31 GMT -5
Vill mumbles something undecipherable and then starts twitching incontrollably.
"I...I have gifts TOO!!" he gurgles and then rips off his shirt showing the array of spots, rashes and diseases that litter his chest.
"The great turtle gave me LEPROCY!!"
Vill then began to scratch his bruises incessantly before looking up mournfully at Zayfera.
"The great turtle blessed me with this gift but now he has left ME!! WHY can't I hear his calls, WHY?!"
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Post by Gimdin7 on Jul 13, 2003 5:20:07 GMT -5
*the Turtle of Doom matirilizes on the alter floating up and down* My children..... Have you brought the Nachos?
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 13, 2003 5:27:56 GMT -5
"Yes... I have...with cheese dip too! And and and...sour creaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!! OH MY f**kING GOD! THERES CURLY QUES!"
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Post by Gimdin7 on Jul 13, 2003 5:38:07 GMT -5
"Excellent, excellent" *he begins to gnaw onw the ships and dips them* "We must make a voyage!"
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Jul 13, 2003 5:46:17 GMT -5
"MASTER" Vill screams as he scrambles to his feet.
"Tell me of this voyage!! What can I do?! I am yours to mutilate."
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Post by Gimdin7 on Jul 13, 2003 6:08:58 GMT -5
*the turtle nods silently* "We are going on a voyage...... to find the greatest Nachos in the entire universe.... but it wont be easy. The voyage will be long, the trials unspeakible, and of course the unavoidlible maiming and pain that will break our path to the true Nachos. Of course, that part will be fun. We head for the Nachos at the Grand Mountain in the Grand tower, in the grand room, in the not so grand armoire when dawn breaks... which is concequeintly in 5 minutes."
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 13, 2003 22:33:09 GMT -5
*she gasps and starts to uncontrollably wave her arms around* AAAARGGGH! I LIKE FISH GUTS AND ANIMAL BEATIN! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*twitch* My my... well.... my lord.... you can count on us! We will find these nachos for you! Hrm... whats so interesting about these nachos though?"
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Post by Gimdin7 on Jul 14, 2003 5:37:40 GMT -5
"They are the best Nachos in the universe, I said that already" *flys over and wacks her on the head with a large spike on his shell*
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Jul 15, 2003 1:37:13 GMT -5
(OOC: GET TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE THREAD!! GET UP THERE d**n YOU!!)
"MASTER! GIVE ME THE PAIN TOO!" Vill wails.
"I WANT TO FEEL THE SHARP EMBRACE OF YOUR SPIKED SHELL OF HORNINESS!! By the way shouldn't we be leaving or something??"
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 15, 2003 3:23:54 GMT -5
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! f**k THAT HURT!"
*twitch* "We have no time to lose! We must go! He may invoke pain upon thee when he sees it fit!"
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Post by Gimdin7 on Jul 15, 2003 5:22:31 GMT -5
*rams into Saint Vill, and rounds his way out of the shrine* "Let us off children."
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jul 16, 2003 1:02:54 GMT -5
"WOOP WOOP!" *she cartwheels after the greak floating turtle*
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