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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Mar 29, 2003 16:18:38 GMT -5
Heh. Sorry, Ricky. You can always play an innocent bystander created by us gods when the RP starts, though there's a 99.999999999999% chance that your character gets disemboweled, impaled, and/or decapitated while us gods are raging our bloody wars and trying to fix the machine.
(Woo, I've got big plans...someone enters "the size of a woman's rack does not affect others' vision of her outer beauty until the 1600's" in the messed-up machine...this is going to be fun.
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Post by The Patryn on Mar 30, 2003 15:43:51 GMT -5
Can we start? We don't really need every positin to be filled do we?
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Mar 30, 2003 22:07:16 GMT -5
Every position IS filled, but Sharkie's waiting till Monday to start RPing.
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Post by The Patryn on Mar 30, 2003 23:51:52 GMT -5
Ah, well so all of you know the God of the Desert's name is !Xabbu. If you want to know how to pronounce the "!X" it's sort of a G sound.
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Mar 31, 2003 1:22:19 GMT -5
And I am Schnen. Master of the frozen plains.
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Post by Figgy on Mar 31, 2003 19:38:43 GMT -5
Then the god of wind shall be called...Yeunn! Gotta love the confusing to say names.
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Mar 31, 2003 19:41:40 GMT -5
WE IS STARTED! DA DA DAAAAAH! ;D
Click, click, click. Daemona, the storm goddess, types a simple command into the world programming machine: MAKE ONE MEDIUM-SIZED WORLD. MANY STORMS, LITTLE EVERYTHING ELSE. INCLUDING PEOPLE. THE FEW PEOPLE ARE FAIR-SKINNED AND PIMPLY. Then, she pressed a large blue button inscribed with the words, "CREATE" in Chinese, Korean, Japanese, French, Spanish, English, Celtic, Gaelic, Hindi, Greek, Latin, Phoenician, Egyptian hieroglyphs, Braille, sign language, and Runic.
Suddenly, the machine began to rock back and forth. It shuddered in a spastic manner, and Daemona had a really bad feeling... Then, the malfunctioning stopped. Or did it? Daemona peered out at the newly made world. She hopped into her Invisibile Plane of Doom (tm) and sped down to the infant realm...
Okay, it's your turn now. Have fun. *backs away slowly*
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Post by The Patryn on Mar 31, 2003 23:02:24 GMT -5
Walking across the deserts of his personal amusement planet Bilbonker VI (Please don't ask what happened to Bilbonkers I through V, it's a panful story) !Xabbu the desert god looked up into the sky and saw a bright glow where there hadn't been a bright glow before.
"Streuth!" He exclaimed. "I bet Daemona is into here wily tricks again, trying to muster an army and crush my beautiful planet of Bilbonker VI! Well I will not stand for this! Come to my aid my people!"
*Insert Tumble Weed here*
"Fine! I'll go by myself. I don't need you anyways."
*Turns up nose and heads for the new planet*
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Post by Figgy on Apr 1, 2003 11:15:40 GMT -5
Yeunn grins as he sees Daemona start typing into the computer then flying away to check out the planet. He quickly runs up to the machine and starts to type hastly: CHANGE THE PLANET DAEMONA MADE INTO A VERY WINDY, VERY SMALL PLANET WITH TONS OF PEOPLE.
Yeunn runs away from the computer laughing "I bet she'll have fun with this!"
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 2, 2003 10:57:23 GMT -5
*Bobba crawls out the back of Daemona's Computer with a screwdriver and a sledgehammer...*
"Who the hell turned it on while I was in there?! Oh well, my .. 'sabatuering' escapade is done."
*Dissappears, then re-appears on his lil planet, Bubbasnups* "Oh, how I miss being cool..."
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Apr 2, 2003 18:24:34 GMT -5
"BLOODY STORMS!" screams Daemona. "Wait, I'm goddess of storms..." In any case, she lands on the surface of the planet and steps out. The howling wind whips her blue-black hair around her new-moon face and snaps a small tree in half. Suddenly, Daemona feels a sucking sensation. She looks down at her feet. "Bloody quicksand..." Daemona grunts and turns on her Divine-Powered Invincible Rocket Boots of Doom (tm). She shoots into the air and is blown along by the sharp updraft. With a loud BOOMP, it sets her down and resumes its normal screeching. Daemona dusts herself off and stares at the horizon. She can see lights and giant shapes that look like huts. As well as a group of large, blobby figures that are emerging from them and moving quite rapidly toward the dazed goddess...
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 3, 2003 22:59:00 GMT -5
Arriving on Daemona's new planet !Xabbu takes a moment to inspedt his surroundings.
"Such an awful place." He says after a few moments. "All this rain is horrible. I do wonder how Daemona can stand such things."
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Post by Figgy on Apr 4, 2003 10:37:48 GMT -5
Yeunn starts to pace around, getting bored "I wonder how my 'joke' is comming along..." He grins, getting an idea "I'll go check it out!" He then looks at the planet, trying to remember around where Daemona landed. He then starts to hover, using the wind as a flying device. (He IS the god of wind after all) He starts to fly towards the planet, making his way to around where Daemona is.
EDIT: Is this dead already? If it is then that just sucks...it had a lot of potental.
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 12, 2003 7:06:44 GMT -5
(Hmm ... some new action is needed, Methinks)*Bobba walks around his planet Bubbasnups, when he sees some large blobby creatures walkng towards him, rather like the ones Daemona saw*
"Umm.."
*squelching noises proceed*
"....eep...."
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Apr 12, 2003 19:26:51 GMT -5
MUTANT JELLO! thinks Daemona. She draws her Mutant Spiked Fan of Doom (tm) and throws it at the creatures. It cuts them all in half, but the Fan splats some of the jelly from the bodies of the strange beings on Daemona's new embroidered jeans. Daemona swears and wipes her jeans off, not noticing the fact that the creatures are regenarating themselves...
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