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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Feb 20, 2003 0:54:23 GMT -5
A stooped, wraithlike figure draped in ragged black robes sits behind an icy marble counter. His/her eyes are fixed on a battered clock that mockingly stares back, making the creature's agony all the more terrible. "Why me? Why me? Why me? Why did I have to accept the job as a rubber chicken store clerk?" he/she moans.
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Feb 20, 2003 1:38:07 GMT -5
Suddenly a tall dark and handsome man wearing a bright yellow suit and a cap that says "How may I serve you" bursts into the room. "Quick!" he says. "I need 1000 rubber chickens! And fast!"
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Feb 20, 2003 14:48:54 GMT -5
That's... (The figure does some quick calculations and stuff) FIVE MILLION DOLLARS! *faint*
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 20, 2003 19:28:58 GMT -5
Just then a tall, blue-haired knight walks into the store.
"My old rubber chicken was just eaten by a dog. I need a new one."
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Feb 20, 2003 21:06:32 GMT -5
The hooded figure remains half unconscious. "Uhhhh..." Suddenly, all the rubber chickens in the store come to life and jump off the shelves!!! OH NOOOO!
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 20, 2003 21:36:37 GMT -5
I draw my sword and try to skewer the chickens, but they start pecking me! I take out a few but then I go down.
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Post by Lunar on Feb 20, 2003 21:46:00 GMT -5
A man named Jovus dressed in pink and turquoise pops into the store.
Jovus:"This isn't Kansas...."
Just then: a rubber chicken waddles up to the man.
*Waddle Waddle Waddle* "Quack!"
Jovus: ".....That wasn't a very chickeny sound...."
*Chicken looks at him as if saying "I don't know" and waddles away to find his next victim...*
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Feb 21, 2003 0:26:36 GMT -5
What?! The chickens are alive?! Now how am I going to stuff the burgers at McDonalds?!
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Post by Lunar on Feb 21, 2003 20:50:00 GMT -5
*Admist the horror in the shop, Jovus comes upon the fallen knight*
"Good knight! May I ask, are you sweeping the floors! My shoes are getting really dirty, stupid kids..."
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 21, 2003 20:59:29 GMT -5
I stare at the man who just spoke with a confused expression on my face. Then I lit one the chickens on fire, as well as my arm by accident.
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Post by Lunar on Feb 21, 2003 21:05:03 GMT -5
"Fire! AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
*Jovus runs around like a fool, only spreading the fire with his own stupidity.*
"Wait, the HyperFireStopperUsingH2OMach5!"
*Jovus pulls out the HyperFireStopperUsingH2OMach5,*
"Ha ha! The fire is not match for me now!"
Fox -5 News: The HyperFireStopperUsingH2OMach5 is a water....pistol...no that's too big. Imagine a pen that shoots water...that's about right...Back to the idiocy
*Jovus runs up to the fire, and uses the HyperFireStopperUsingH2OMach5.....What an idiot....*
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Feb 21, 2003 21:06:50 GMT -5
I remove my hat and replace it with a new one labelled 'You want F***ing fries with that?'
"Time to show the true wrath of a fast food worker!"
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Post by Lunar on Feb 21, 2003 22:55:46 GMT -5
"It's, it's too much.....too much....FIRE! AHHHHH!"
*Jovus, who's efforts with the HyperFireStopperUsingH2OMach5 failed, is now effectively*
Inside the Fox -5 NewsChopper:
Reporter "We are here at....what is the name again?....Yea, Ok... Chicken's 'R Us: Rubber Edition, where the rebellion of rubber chickens has brought about a huge fire. We look at this scene, in hopes of any survivors...
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Reporter "This is looking worse with every passing moment, folks..."
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Reporter "Wait! It's a surviver dressed in ...some crazy outfit of pink and turquiose...What an idiot... He has exploded out of the front wall, and is running around the parking lot, on fire....Ouch, he just got hit by a parked car... he seems to be alright...He is trying to hop over the parking lot fence...He's stuck! O God he got stuck on a fence... Here come the firemen...d**n, they sprayed him off the fence... And there he goes again... He ran back into the building... What an idiot...
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 21, 2003 23:38:53 GMT -5
I drag myself out of the flaming building, and see an annoying reporter talking about the events. In pure rage, I reach for my sword. Sadly, a rubber chicken swallowed my sword somewhere along the way, my weapon now had a rubber cover. I run up to the reporter and his crew and start attacking them.
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Post by Matkau on Feb 21, 2003 23:57:55 GMT -5
I walk past the fighting tv crew and swordsman, past the flaming stranger in the parjking lot, and into the flaming inferno that is a store. I walk up to the counter, ring the bell and ask "Uhh..is there a bathroom here I can use? McDonalds won't let me use it unless I buy something, and-OOF!" a flaming piece of wreckage falls on my back and knocks me to the floor
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