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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Feb 11, 2003 23:27:26 GMT -5
In a bar, various heroes are taking time from their tiring adventures to chat with each other and compare their bulging muscles...
Actually, a black-haired female witch wearing a red cheongsam that matches her enormous scarlet gold-banded wizard hat sits quietly by herself, keeping one hand on her trusty red fan and the other on her mug of root beer. Her eyes are filled with a mischiveous twinkle, and her glasses reflect the firelight.
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Post by Magi on Feb 12, 2003 9:47:12 GMT -5
When suddenly a drunkard gets in a fight with the bar tender, and ends up holding the whole town hostage! Then mercanaries come in and kill him. Angred the man's brother kills the mercanaries, comes in the bar, and holds everyone hostage with no escape and all is lost. The end. ;D
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 12, 2003 10:05:13 GMT -5
Or so you think. A guy dressed in black sneeks into the back of the bar, kills the guy's brother with a throwing knife, and refuses to take the reward. He thus leaves town.
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Feb 12, 2003 18:05:04 GMT -5
*scowls* All right, children, recess is over. That's not funny.
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Post by Matkau on Feb 12, 2003 19:10:47 GMT -5
*Walks in, and sees a dark, foreboding figure draped in a cloak that is as black as night. Me: Hey bartender, see that guy over there? Bartender: Yeah. Me: Well, it's his birthday! Send a troupe of singing waiter or something Bartender: Can do! *Minutes later, three waiter approach the stranger's table and begind singing Happy Birthday to him* Stranger: ARGH!!! BEGONE! *Zaps waiter with bolt of dark magic*
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 12, 2003 19:29:12 GMT -5
Okay, this time I'll be serious...
The stranger happens to be me. I get up, walk over to the bartender, grab his nose ring and pull it down so his head slams into the counter. I then promptly turn and face the guy that told the waiter it was my birthday.
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Post by Magi on Feb 12, 2003 21:56:46 GMT -5
*walks in and pulls out two revolvers and shoots everything in sight* The remaining man stands up, and challenges the insane sharpshooter to a duel, but he can't because the man used paralyze 1 and he can't move. *suddenly the man laughs manaically, runs out, and the bar explodes.* Has all been lost?
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Post by PaulC on Feb 12, 2003 22:14:40 GMT -5
Don't be stupid about this, Magikoopa. Roleplaying is most enjoyable when everybody keeps the story going smoothly. If you keep de-railing threads, you may get banned from participating in these things altogether.
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 12, 2003 22:48:22 GMT -5
Magikoopa, you're ruining the fun. Please stop.
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Post by Lunar on Feb 12, 2003 22:54:37 GMT -5
No all is not lost because I turn back time and chop off Magikoopa's head...back to where it was making sense
I watch the man on his rampage. The waiter is sprawled on the floor and the bartender now has a hole in the bottom part of his nose.
Vahn: < d**n, sucks to be him... this is why I don't like these places...>
I get up and leave while more arguements are being started...
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 12, 2003 22:56:35 GMT -5
Staring coldly at the guy that ruined my night, I pull out my trusty sword, Dragon Blade, and challenge him to a duel.
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Post by Matkau on Feb 12, 2003 23:34:13 GMT -5
"H-hey, man!" I sputter at the stranger, his sword drawn, "I was just having some fun! This really isn't a place for a duel, you know? Let's not get hasty? how bout I buy ya a stiff one, instead? Come on, rounds on me!"
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Post by Busterman Zero on Feb 12, 2003 23:36:01 GMT -5
I grin, slap him on the shoulder, sit down with the guy and start the real knid of duel: a drinking one...
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Post by NunoLac on Feb 13, 2003 12:39:43 GMT -5
And that's the moment that i enter in this Bar...and...i sit in a lone corner and i call the waiter.
Red Phoenix (Me): Please a simple shot! Waiter: Yes Sir. Red Phoenix: And please make it fast...ok? I don't like to wait that much!
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Post by Matkau on Feb 13, 2003 22:06:30 GMT -5
"Shyou know, I'm a bard by shtrade" I say, wobbling in my stool, as I order another round of Glittergold's Elixer, the finest ale this side of the peaks, "Andsh, another one of my schkills..issh that no matter how musch I drink...I will never gesht...drunksh..." I continue tio my new drinking companion. He gives me and odd loook. He was the strange one, after all, he's only had two drinks. I mean, who could have two drinks, and cal it a night? Who? "Actshually...I alsho enjoy the ocashhoinal drinkin schong...lemme schoww you!" I then stand up, and jump on the bar. However, before I can strum my lute or sing a note, I lose my sense of balance, and fall right on top of the bartender, who then proceeds to curse at me. This causes many of the patrons to laugh
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