Post by theblakeman on Sept 21, 2003 21:34:45 GMT -5
Here is how my date with MOMO would go:
I would pick her up from the Elsa. I'd give her a nice lo[glow=red,2,300][/glow]llipop to suck on for awhile. We would then go to the best restaurant in all of Kukai. She would probably order of the kids menu, which is fine with me, because not only is it cheaper but it also turns me on. During dinner we'd talk about stuff. I'd call her "Ma Peche" and we'd laugh at how Albedo was all crazy and stuff. But in my mind I would be thinkin that I am not only going to jam my arm into her but my other limb as well. Anyway, after dinner she would want dessert. I guess Realians like dessert or something. I don't really know. Anyway, after dessert we would go clothing shopping. I would buy her many dresses to wear so I could undress her with my mind and d**n the security cameras and how they PROHIBIT ME FROM ENTERING THE DRESSING ROOMS. But it's alright. The wait just makes it sweeter. After buying her about 50 dresses I woud ask her if she was tired or not. If she wasn't tired I'd probably buy her a soda and slip a tranquilizer in there or somethin. After she'd be tired I would tell her we could get a hotel room. We would go to the hotel room and as soon as the bellboys look at me funny I would punch them in the face because they have no right to judge me! Bastards...
Following this, we would get into our hotel room. I'd then offer to go get some ice and some towels cuz well she'll NEED the towels really badly once I was done with her. I would make sure to get white towel, so stains will be muuuuch brighter. I would stop to get a drink at a bar before going back There woulkd be a fast-talking man in glasses saying a bunch of weird stuff to me. I would insist that MOMO was my daughter, and he would keep saying crap about how he wished he had a sweet little girl and a wife. I'd be all like "Geez when will this guy shut up?" and then I'd eventually leave. I think he'd be Jewish. If they have Jewish people in Xenosaga. They probly do hwen you think about it. Ya know....cuz it's biblical and all. Anyway, I would then return to my room. There I would greet MOMO and start rubbing her cheek. I'd say a bunch of other crap in French like Albedo does in the game. After that I would slam her to the bed and rip off her pretty dress and then-
CENSORED
And then I'd take the battery acid-
CENSORED
throw the body into space after I-
CENSORED
and burn in hell for all eternity.
MAGICAL, NO?
I would pick her up from the Elsa. I'd give her a nice lo[glow=red,2,300][/glow]llipop to suck on for awhile. We would then go to the best restaurant in all of Kukai. She would probably order of the kids menu, which is fine with me, because not only is it cheaper but it also turns me on. During dinner we'd talk about stuff. I'd call her "Ma Peche" and we'd laugh at how Albedo was all crazy and stuff. But in my mind I would be thinkin that I am not only going to jam my arm into her but my other limb as well. Anyway, after dinner she would want dessert. I guess Realians like dessert or something. I don't really know. Anyway, after dessert we would go clothing shopping. I would buy her many dresses to wear so I could undress her with my mind and d**n the security cameras and how they PROHIBIT ME FROM ENTERING THE DRESSING ROOMS. But it's alright. The wait just makes it sweeter. After buying her about 50 dresses I woud ask her if she was tired or not. If she wasn't tired I'd probably buy her a soda and slip a tranquilizer in there or somethin. After she'd be tired I would tell her we could get a hotel room. We would go to the hotel room and as soon as the bellboys look at me funny I would punch them in the face because they have no right to judge me! Bastards...
Following this, we would get into our hotel room. I'd then offer to go get some ice and some towels cuz well she'll NEED the towels really badly once I was done with her. I would make sure to get white towel, so stains will be muuuuch brighter. I would stop to get a drink at a bar before going back There woulkd be a fast-talking man in glasses saying a bunch of weird stuff to me. I would insist that MOMO was my daughter, and he would keep saying crap about how he wished he had a sweet little girl and a wife. I'd be all like "Geez when will this guy shut up?" and then I'd eventually leave. I think he'd be Jewish. If they have Jewish people in Xenosaga. They probly do hwen you think about it. Ya know....cuz it's biblical and all. Anyway, I would then return to my room. There I would greet MOMO and start rubbing her cheek. I'd say a bunch of other crap in French like Albedo does in the game. After that I would slam her to the bed and rip off her pretty dress and then-
CENSORED
And then I'd take the battery acid-
CENSORED
throw the body into space after I-
CENSORED
and burn in hell for all eternity.
MAGICAL, NO?