Post by TranceRolin on Nov 14, 2002 22:20:21 GMT -5
And verily did Bob make Myrtle explode, and presented Mallomar with a new cat named Bippy, of which Mallomar ate.
Now, I am wondering; Was it a coincidence that Mallomar ate Bippy? Because if it wasn't, it would contradict Mallomar's existance.
And Bob did say, "Forget that," and breathed 17 tons of marshmallow on Lumphy's head. And Lumphy did say, "DOH! All right, Bob, you win this round! But I'll be back! And verily shall you rue the day you first created Lumphy the Evil Squirrel, Lord of the Ugh, Master of sucky stufF, bane to all that is Stuff!"
If there was no major gravity source, then the marshmallow amount could not be weighed in tons, which is a measurement of the amount of gravitational force acting upon an object; And because of this, the marshmallows would have had no effect upon Lumphy unless his physical form is so weak that he could not absorb much of the force of the marshmallows. And if he did not have physical strength, then he had to have had some way to be able to destroy the Unghiverse and the Universe. Hence, he must have had god-like powers, so technically wouldn't Lumphy have had the power to destroy the marshmallows as he would the Ughniverse and Universe?
Have you ever wondered why you don't have eyes in the back of your head?
Well, the reason is, if you did, you would be able to see the six inch, purple with pink polka dots, marshmallow breathing dragon named Bob hovering there. You see, whenever you turn your head, Bob moves with you. And he doesn't show up in mirrors.
Well, the reason is, if you did, you would be able to see the six inch, purple with pink polka dots, marshmallow breathing dragon named Bob hovering there. You see, whenever you turn your head, Bob moves with you. And he doesn't show up in mirrors.
(Following is the 11th Commandment of Bob)
Thou shall not suddenly move thy head backwards unless it be necessary, for if thou doth do so, thy taketh the chance of chapping Bob's hide; however, if thou beith headbanging to cool music, thou shall not worry, for Bob doth headbangeth with thee.
So when you lie down faced up, you are therefore crushing Bob. So is he able to pass through non-living matter or something? Then again, in the Chapter of Genesis, he was able to knock a planet into a black hole, which would require Bob to create a well of gravity-negating force, which would propell the planet into the black hole.
Any thoughts? ;D