Figgy
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Post by Figgy on Nov 2, 2002 10:35:20 GMT -5
(a.k.a. how to defend yourself)
#1: The Suprise Phone Attack
Step 1: Stop phone conversation
Step 2: Carefully snap neck
Step 3: Place body on ground
Step 4: Return to phone conversation
#2: Aggravated Frontal Attack
Step 1: Stop frontal attack
Step 2: Dislodge spine (ignore snow, rain, or any other stuff)
Step 3: Dislocate shoulder
Step 4: Dispose of body...gently
#3: Crazed Stalker Rear Assault
Step 1: Remain calm
Step 2: Throw attacker...gently
#4: Perverted Encounter
Step 1: Assess situation
Step 2: Kick him in "the goods"
Step 3: Chase perv...swiftly
I got this stuff from the music video Potential for a Fall, by Sick of it All.
edit: added the last few.
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