Kefka
RPG Townie
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Post by Kefka on Jun 25, 2003 3:51:38 GMT -5
Whoa, weird. I didn't see that Kronk's bio was modded at first.. so let me redo it.
Name: Kronk Bonkleberry Stompfoot Gender: Male Race: Ogre/Orc/Hill giant/every other big idiot race rolled into one Age: 9 (25 in human years) Height: 9'6 Weight: 640 lbs Origin(where your chara came from): A really smelly swamp in the middle of nowhere.. Hair: Balding Eyes: Black, red-rimmed Weapon(s): Really big axe, really big club Strengths (abilities/resistances): Ability to smash things, can take hits, can hold alcohol. Weaknesses: Absolute moron; can only speak in broken English, has a tendency to do (and hit) things without thinking, has a severe alcohol problem, and is a glutton. Personality: Severe manic, aggressive, although when drunk or after beating someone up, is relatively calm and will sleep for a day or two. Can be nice in a 'puppy-dog' way. Very superstitious - his mother was a shaman of some sort, and he's a big dumb ogre, after all. Bio: Kronk just decided to take a walk in the forest one day. Nothing special... big dumb ogres aren't very ambitious.
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Rajal Tikana
RPG Townie
Evil Minded Lady
Dubbah U tee eff M8
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 25, 2003 8:10:25 GMT -5
Metal Head looked at all the new people around her now. She then whined, "Metal Head no ghost! Metal Head good girl...not bad..."
She looked at the giant cat near by once, then again and tilted her head. Her tail whipped around and a crooked smile formed on her face.
"Awww...kitty cat! ^_^!"
She reached over to the Giant Cat and roughly scratched it behind its ear.
"Kitty kitty ^.^"
She then gasped and promptly stopped scratching the cat after hearing some music in the distance.
"Oooooh.... pretty music!" The large metal beast then ran off towards the music on all fours to see what or who was playing it.
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Post by Yarharhar on Jun 25, 2003 9:36:38 GMT -5
On the nearby outskirts of the forest, a large line of children had formed leading up an angry looking fellow sitting on a chair. There was a sign next to him, reading "Feel Rage-day Roy's muscle, only 5$ -Hallmark". The first child in line, an eight year old boy hesistantly approached the crazed man, who was already breathing like he can just strangled a cow to death. The minute he put his hand on Testoste-Roy's arm, he flexed, crushing the kids little arm and making him scream in pain.
Roy just stared at the crying kid, whose arm was still trapped between his. "What's the matter? Don't you LIKE the pain!? Where's the RAGE!?!?"
"Please let go..."
"What the heck's the matter with you??!? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF GIRL!? I think I'll call you jessica!! PAIN IS GOOD!! YeAA!" The large man turned to the long group of kids that was now staring in horror, before finally releasing the child with a broken arm and throwing him into the group of his peers, knocking a ton of them over.
"There's your girly friend!! HAPPY RAGE DAY KIDS!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! EXTREME!!!!" The entire crowd of screaming frightened children had now dispersed, leaving Roy with nothing to vent his rage on. Until...he heard some music.
It actually sounded ok, but...it just wasn't extreme enough. He decided he would fix that..with his fist! He marched directly towards the source of the song, letting nothing stand in his way. If there was a tree in his path, he would not walk around it, he would ram into it until it fell over and gave way to him. His slow journey had begun..
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 25, 2003 10:59:42 GMT -5
Upon the knocking over of a rather small fern, Roy heard moronic screaming, in a low tone. Four seconds later, a man wearing underwear over tights, and a cape that read "SG", plummeted to the floor.
"Stand back citizen!" He held out his hand toward Roy as he spoke,"This tree is unsafe!"
He promptly made an attempt to pick up the tree, which failed upon numerous attempts. And after noticing Roy was nearly on the horizon, sprinted after the ripped figure.
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Post by Blue Barry Jam on Jun 25, 2003 12:56:08 GMT -5
Bear was un-happily taking his morning Rage-Walk when he heard the ground shaking. He stopped walking and turned around to see a giant suit of armor running straight towards him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" He dove out of the way just before the armor would have smashed him. "Oh, that's it. You're dead now," Bear said as he began chasing behind Metal Head.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 25, 2003 12:59:27 GMT -5
Kronk stared after Metal Head as she ran off towards the source of the music; even after she had left the area and was out of his sight, he just sort of sat there and stared blankly, listening to the music. "Ooh.. pretty tweet-tweet sounds... Kronk like pretty moosic.. Kronk follow ghost metal woman!" Kronk then ran in the direction that Metal Head took, towards the music.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 25, 2003 13:02:32 GMT -5
On the run after Roy, Superguy notices an amazing amount of increase in the people running in the same direction as him.
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Rajal Tikana
RPG Townie
Evil Minded Lady
Dubbah U tee eff M8
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 25, 2003 21:10:12 GMT -5
Metal Head rammed into a boulder to halt her movement... luckly, she was now nearby were she heard the "beautiful" musice... and found that it was coming from a person! Though she was rather disappointed....
"Awww...Metal Head thought squirrels be singin'!! ...Bweee... Dis be guud though ^_^ Metal Head go and say 'Hi hi'! Tee hee!! Maybe silly person have yummies..."
She stood up and began walking closer to the person with her head tilted.
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Meow
RPG Townie
I'm evil. I'm also a cat. I'm an evil cat!
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Post by Meow on Jun 26, 2003 2:01:23 GMT -5
Cat followed the chickens, which were following the the ogre, which was following the armor, which was following the music, which was follow....never mind.
As soon as he saw the strange being playing the music, he noticed that the music was actually good. Even if it sounded like a dying, screaming cat, it was a dying, melodic screaming cat. After a few seconds, a cat named Cat screamed in a quiet voice, barely louder than a frog's croak. " "heeeeelllppp! scary dog-like mice!!! and they have fake teeth!"
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 26, 2003 2:11:00 GMT -5
After tripping over and falling flat onto his face, then skidding a few inches, he gazed in bewilderment and the wondrous being. He ruffled the cape, and left Roy to his fate. He strolled over to the figure playing/singing/emitting the music.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 26, 2003 2:35:42 GMT -5
Kronk, however, walked straight into a tree. He was too preoccupied staring at the chickens - he hadn't eaten all day, and he was pretty hungry. After realizing that he had walked into a tree, Kronk quickly pulled his face out of the dent he made and attempted to eat one of the chickens.
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Meow
RPG Townie
I'm evil. I'm also a cat. I'm an evil cat!
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Post by Meow on Jun 26, 2003 3:01:43 GMT -5
After finding an ogre a rival for his precious acidchickens, Cat stung every single chicken and ate them. As if mocking the ogre, he spat out the bones, forming a giant chicken figurine. "Okay, so now I deal with the dog-mice with false teeth alone too?" Seeing no-one heard him, he just kicked the mice away one by one.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 26, 2003 5:05:53 GMT -5
Kronk looked at the cat. "What big meowmeow talking about? Kronk help kitty-cat beat up big-tooth doggies! But.. only if you give Kronk food. Kronk hungee."
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Post by Yarharhar on Jun 26, 2003 10:26:33 GMT -5
Roy finally reached the source of the music, finding a crowd had gathered around the ok melody. He saw some armor, a crazy looking bear, a cat, it had gathered all these people who just weren't extreme enough. It made him even angrier than before. Flexing his back muscles so they could be seen from the front, he began growling louder and louder until everyone could hear him. Finally, after flexing long enough, he stormed over to the musician, stomping his feet as he went, quickly getting in his face. And he kept getting more and more closer in his face without saying a word. Yeah, that's Roy for ya.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 26, 2003 10:52:01 GMT -5
Steps up and places his hands between the musician and Roy, with a smug, I'm really the best, if it doesn't seem it, I really am, look on his face. "Now, now citizens," Superguy says smugly and patronisingly,"Let's keep the conflict in this RP to a minimum shall we?" He looks up and winks at the ST in the sky.
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