Rajal Tikana
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Evil Minded Lady
Dubbah U tee eff M8
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 24, 2003 18:34:21 GMT -5
Heh...me and pat thought up of a crazy rp that is sure to be fun and funny. Theres no real "plan" to it all... but we do have the basic story line for it and such: In a world where anything is possible, a demented, twisted evil now lurks. An insane Kobold chieftain is bent on taking the entire world into his hands and changing it into a theme park of madness and fear (literally). Heroes are in need to stop this mad man before it is too late! Remember...most of the basic rping rules apply even to this type of rp... and if you have a "plan", contact me or patryn to let us know what you have planned... we both will discuss the plan with each other and see if it will work. I wish for this RP to be lengthly as well ^_^ As for characters.... Name: Gender: Race: Age: Height: Weight: Origin(where your chara came from): Hair: Eyes: Weapon(s): Strengths (abilities/resistances): Weaknesses: Personality: Bio: This is a comedy rp! You don't need serious characters what so ever, but they are allowed. And in this RP, anything is possible...so you can be a robot if you want to...or even a knight. And....heres my chara: Name: Metal Head Gender: Female Race: Animated Armor Age: Unknown Height: 9ft Weight: 750 (due to armor and size) Origin: Deyelt Castle Ruins Hair: um...helmet! Eyes: glowy Red Weapon(s): Claws, tail, and teeth Strengths (abilities/resistances): Giant-like Strength, Heat resistant, can eat ANYTHING without a problem, can take alot of hits without a problem. Weaknesses: Any kind of insult, Electricity, her anger, sweets Personality: Stupid...very stupid. Dispite her intimidating appearance, she's usually nice. She's easily tricked and is extremely gullible. She becomes rather violent when angry however... and will usually start hitting things. She likes animals, but she usually ends up accidently killing them or scaring them to death etc etc. She's accident prone as well. Bio: Not much to her life really... she was animated by a demented wizard to protect the ruins of some castle... but MetalHead had walked off and left the place in search of something better to do rather then to guard ruins. Picture: Isn't she cute? ^_^
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Post by The Patryn on Jun 24, 2003 18:57:06 GMT -5
Name: Squiggles Gender: N/A Race: Illithid/Lizard Man Class: Bard Age: 105 Height: 5'6'' Weight: 300 pounds Origin: The Swamp Hair: N/A Eyes: Black Weapons: Mental Powers...and a harp... Strengths: Resists all psychic powers. Can move stuff with mind. Weaknesses: Smells awful, covered in slime. Hates anything slightly resembling a gnome. Alchoholic. Personality: Very carefree and happy most of the time, but gets deeply offended when someone doesn't like his songs (Which are mostly about feasting on the brains of the innocent) or when someone makes fun of his stench, which comes from his cologne (E'au de Rotting Flesh).
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Post by Blue Barry Jam on Jun 24, 2003 19:01:05 GMT -5
Name: Fester Armond Alexander Arnold Bear VII. He goes by Bear.
Gender: Male
Race: Bear
Age: 60
Height: 2 feet
Weight: 50 lbs
Origin: A forest near a nuclear power plant
Hair: Brown fur all over
Eyes: Black
Weapon(s): Shotgun (I won't bother being all technical because it's a comedy RP). He has a strap accross his chest that holds it on his back.
Strengths: Groin hits
Weaknesses: Tall people, general kicks at him
Personality: Tries to act very tough because he's very short. Short tempered and a general @$$hole.
Bio: He is an inexplicably short bear. He also can talk. These things happened to him because he was exposed to radiation in his home forest. He uses a shotgun for a weapon and smokes lots of cigarettes.
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Post by Yarharhar on Jun 24, 2003 21:01:53 GMT -5
Name: Testoste-Roy Gender: Male Race: Holiday Mascot Age: 1 week old Height: 8ft Weight: 1 ton(due to insane steroids) Origin: Hallmark Laboratories Hair: Brown Crew cut that somehow also manages to have steroid veins in it Eyes: Blue, also veiny Weapon(s): Intimidating stare, Beating stick, happy syringes Strengths (abilities/resistances): Very strong, can increase his strength many times with more steroids, even when happy he seems enraged and causes most people to back away from him. His teeth are amazingly white and kind blind people when he grits them(which is mostly all the time)
Weaknesses: Due to heavy steroid use his bones and ligaments will randomly break and tear. This is even more likely when small things happen. ie. a light breeze will blow by and break his knee. Breaks things easily. Cannot write because he breaks every writing utensil he tries to use. Will always fail drug tests.
Personality: Angry, extreme. Even when he is happy he yells and always has the death stare on his face. When he is talking to someone he is always uncomfortably "in their face", usually pointing at said person for more effect. He flexes in everything he does, if he wants to scratch his head he'll do it in an "extreme" way, making his entire body tense up. His actions tend to be slow at first but get extremely fast to be even MORE extreme. Pretty much is angry at everyone for not trying to be "more extreme" and will yell at them constantly to be more so. If it looks like they are trying to be more extreme he'll yell at them to try harder. For some reason he hates Tony Danza above all things.
Bio: Lacking their quota of holidays for the summer, Hallmark invented "Rage day" and for a suitable mascot, they genetically engineered "Testoste-Roy" who’s every cell and organ produces every steroid known to man. This causes him to have huge muscles, medical problems, and insane rage. Hallmark could not foresee how angry he actually was, and the first time they asked him make a public appearance he got so angry he accidentally killed everyone in the lab by pointing at them too hard. He heard someone was trying to build an amusement park and naturally that just PO’d more so now he is on a mission to beat everyone limb from limb.
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Rajal Tikana
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Evil Minded Lady
Dubbah U tee eff M8
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Post by Rajal Tikana on Jun 24, 2003 21:35:29 GMT -5
WOOT! Thats enought to get us started ^_^ we're still accepting people to join, so don't be shy to jump in at any time....and I mean ANYTIME ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 1 - This is how it starts! ----------------------------------------------------------------------
He looked on from the green grassy hill at his little peons as they worked on and on, non stop. The Kobold chieftain smiled and headed back to his quarters. He sat in a chair, gleefully looking down at his plans.
"A world wide theme park... mwehe... this is such a wonderful idea." he nodded and responded to himself, "Yes... I agree..." He looked over the plans himself in silence... then one of his loyal servants strolled in, yawning and blasted his horn at the chief and shouted, "I HAVE NEEEEEEWSSSS!!!" The chief fell from his chair at the sound of the blast, then promptly stood again to appear as if he had not been phased from it.
"News?" He spoke, "What news?" The little servant Kobold cleared its throat and announced, "Some little midget in the forest told us to not tread further into his land, Lord Ru'en... a little fuzzy one! Hehe... fuzzier then you and me...kekeke."
The chieftain tilted his head, then leaned forward and shouted in the smaller Kobold's face, "KILL THE MIDGET!" The little Kobold shrieked and promptly dashed out of the room and back into the fields to give orders to the scouts and small troops.
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Within the dense forest, a large armored figure walked along, scraping and smashing things as she whistled. she then stopped and stared at a by passing squirrel.
She gasped and let out a deep, strange laugh. "SQUIRRELY! HUR HUR HUR!!!" The large figure leapt at the squirrel and caught it in her large claws... though... it had also smashed it... She looked at the smashed squirrel and blinked. "Whoops..." She merely began to walk again and whistle as if it hadn't happened. She stopped and placed a clawed hand to her armored stomached and whined, "Metal Head hungry... I need yummies...." She sighed and continued to walk on.
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Post by zumbum - The Screen Monster on Jun 25, 2003 1:59:49 GMT -5
Name: Superguy Gender: Male Race: Age: 32 Height: 5'7" Weight: Origin(where your chara came from): Some planet somewhere Hair: black Eyes: black Weapon(s): The way he speaks Strengths (abilities/resistances): The ability to name any cheese, regardless of origin, or state of decomposition Weaknesses: Krypto-smite, your protection against unwitting superheroes, all in a can! Personality: Speaks in a low, but load tone, and tends to wear capes, and underwear over his tights. Generally annoys people. Bio: Was sent to his Earth after his home-planet got so sick of him, his own parents sent him away into space. Upon arrival, was placed into an orphanage, where he grew up into the handsome young man he is today. At least, thats what it says on my birth certificate. Death certificate will probably involve the word "mangled". Hope this'll be a laugh...
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Post by The Patryn on Jun 25, 2003 2:23:54 GMT -5
As Metal Head is walking through the woods, she hears strange music, if it can be called that, it sounds more like a cat having its spine removed piece by piece really, coming from her left, off the beaten path. (Also, just as joining anytime works, so does dying anytime. Have fun kiddies )
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Meow
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I'm evil. I'm also a cat. I'm an evil cat!
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Post by Meow on Jun 25, 2003 3:16:45 GMT -5
Name: Catcat Felinius-Domesticus the Negative-Tenth (Call him anything) Gender: N/A Race: Giant girl thingycat (that stands upright) Origin: Litterboxia, the home of girl thingycats Age: 290 (Pretty young to Giant-girl thingycats) Hair: On his body, it's blue and yellow. His head fur changes color every second, each hair different color from the others. Height: 4 feet tall Weight: 200 pounds Eyes: Blue-Green Weapons: Dull little claws, sharp tail Strengths: Strong against smaller animals, uses tail like a scorpion Weaknesses: Faints when touched by water (he drinks acid) Also, due to ancient customs, it has to jump ten times whenever he sees a talking fish. Personality: Insane. Hotheaded. That's all, really. Bio: Can only talk through mind (though he can only do that with other insane people) and whispering. It left the city because it wanted adventure, and more to life than buying and selling yarn. So far, it's only encountered bad luck, but it will change. I'm sure.Acidchickens are his favorite food, in case you were wondering.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 25, 2003 3:16:45 GMT -5
Name: Catcat Felinius-Domesticus the Negative-Tenth (Call him anything) Gender: N/A Race: Giant girl thingycat (that stands upright) Origin: Litterboxia, the home of girl thingycats Age: 290 (Pretty young to Giant-girl thingycats) Hair: On his body, it's blue and yellow. His head fur changes color every second, each hair different color from the others. Height: 4 feet tall Weight: 200 pounds Eyes: Blue-Green Weapons: Dull little claws, sharp tail Strengths: Strong against smaller animals, uses tail like a scorpion Weaknesses: Faints when touched by water (he drinks acid) Also, due to ancient customs, it has to jump ten times whenever he sees a talking fish. Personality: Insane. Hotheaded. That's all, really. Bio: Can only talk through mind (though he can only do that with other insane people) and whispering. It left the city because it wanted adventure, and more to life than buying and selling yarn. So far, it's only encountered bad luck, but it will change. I'm sure.Acidchickens are his favorite food, in case you were wondering.
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Post by The Patryn on Jun 25, 2003 3:26:26 GMT -5
Whee! Two alchoholics! Though I doubt a Mindflayer and an Ogre-Mutt will get along to well...
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Meow
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I'm evil. I'm also a cat. I'm an evil cat!
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Post by Meow on Jun 25, 2003 3:30:23 GMT -5
Somethings wrong. I modified my post and it modified Kefka's instead. What happened???
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 25, 2003 3:32:10 GMT -5
Meanwhile, while Metal Head was trudging through the forest, she heard a loud rustling. The rustling sounds a bit odd though, as though someone is lost and can't find their way out of a thicket. The sound persists for a few moments, then suddenly a gigantic green beast bursts out of a nearby bush. The beast is holding an enormous waraxe, at least twice his size, and a spiked club is strapped to his back. The only clothing he is wearing is a primitive-looking caveman outfit and a belt, which holds several flasks of alcohol. The ogre-thing stares at Metal Head blankly for a moment, before shouting, "Why big hunk of metal walk around!? You possessed by evil ghosts? Kronk mommy is shaman, and shaman know that ghosts BAD!" So saying, Kronk brandishes his monstrous waraxe..
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Post by The Patryn on Jun 25, 2003 3:33:44 GMT -5
That's...um...odd...
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Meow
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I'm evil. I'm also a cat. I'm an evil cat!
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Post by Meow on Jun 25, 2003 3:40:36 GMT -5
Okay, well I'll continue the rpg anyway.
A flock of chickens dripping a acidic substance passes between the ogre and the armor-thing, being pursued by a giant cat. The cat jumps over the two and lands directly on a chicken, and tickles it mercilessly before slashing it with its razor-sharp tail. The cat opens his mouth, and a faint hissing sound is heard. Quickly, the sound is understandably speech. " What are you doing? What's a ogre doing--- is that a ghost?" The cat quickly consumes the chicken in the blink of an eye and points its tail at the armor.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Jun 25, 2003 3:44:12 GMT -5
(Hey, don't forget that Kronk's a moronic ogre who's really superstitious.)
"What, now cat talk!? This weird.. but Kronk think that bad ghosts take over armor and make it alive."
Kronk then takes out a flask of the whiskey he carries with him, uncorks it, and drinks the entire thing.
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