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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 21, 2003 9:39:53 GMT -5
"Allow me ..."
*Bobba smites us all, and all the characters are now in the Stone Age*
"...whoops... hey look, a L33t H4xx0r Tyrannoosaurous Rex!"
* is now L33t-Rex*
"H4y ppl!!!1!!1 1 1z 4 |)1/\/0$4|_|r, 4n|) 1 1z g0nn4 33t u 4ll!1!!!!1111!1"
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 21, 2003 10:51:18 GMT -5
*Screaming like little school girl*
1337 |-|4xx0r R3x!
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 21, 2003 10:55:42 GMT -5
"W4T$ G01N 0N??/??// ... um .. I mean .. whats going on? It seems that the L33t R3x's roar m4k3$ |_| t41|< 1|\| l33t!!111! I mean, the t-rex's roar makes you talk in L33t. Perhaps we should run"
*runs to the hills*
"Aiieee!"
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 21, 2003 11:19:59 GMT -5
"EEEEEEKK!!!!! 1337! Hey...wait....1337 s|>34|k hasn't been invented yet!"
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 23, 2003 5:23:44 GMT -5
S0 w|-|3|'3 ...
So where did the dinosaur learn how to do it then?
*the dinosaurs head falls off*
*Everyone:* "Aaaah!"
*A small man crawls out of the dinosaur* "Aaaah!"
*Everyone looks at this man*
"Uh ... who the hell are you?"
*Small Man* "I am the evil Doctor L33t - I fell into my time machine and got sucked back to the age ofDinosaurs .. so I built a mechanical dinosaur, and spoke L33t out of it, making the dinosaurs into (yes) N00BS!"
*Everyone* "Nooo!"
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 23, 2003 23:54:52 GMT -5
"Hey." Says !Xabbu "Seeing as we're gods and all, and this guy is angering us. Why don't we just kill him, stick his head on a pike, then warp ourselves back to the present?"
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 24, 2003 14:01:24 GMT -5
umm... *ZAP*
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Post by Figgy on Apr 24, 2003 17:36:28 GMT -5
Yeunn grins "Nah...that would just be mean. I say we just feed him to the dinosaurs and then warp back to out normal time!"
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 25, 2003 11:53:59 GMT -5
I have a better idea ....
*Bobba turns him into a homosexual in a pink thong, then warps him into the middle of a very rough New York subway*
*Docter L33t* "Um. Well, crap."
*Rough Men" "GET HIM!"
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Apr 26, 2003 10:15:08 GMT -5
Daemona snorts. "Must be a guy thing."
She disappears and goes back to the God(dess) Mothership of Doom (tm). She types in, "DESTRUCT WORLD THAT THE MEANIES ARE ON" on the machine.
World number 2289 is destroyed instead.
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 26, 2003 17:13:19 GMT -5
(Sharkie - ;D )
"Well, now that the Evil Doctor L33t (c) is dead, we can all warp back to our own 'God-like Mansions' (but they aren't like a Gods Mansions - they are God Mansions)"
*Bobba tries to warp himself*
*Zfff-bonk
"No! We no longer have God powers! What happened?!"
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 26, 2003 18:01:35 GMT -5
"You idiot! Turning someone into a homosexual with a pink thong is against rule #4576342345789 in the God and Godessess' big bad book of laws, rules and regulations! You broke the rule, so you lose your powers!" Thinking for a second !Xabbus smiles "Let's kick him and stuff while he's a mortal!"
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Post by Figgy on Apr 29, 2003 17:40:33 GMT -5
Yeunn just shakes his head "Nah...I think we should be nice to him, but this place is boring to you can decide" He then 'hops' onto an air current and flys back up to the machine. He grins as he lands next to the machine, watching Daemona "Whatcha doing?"
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on May 2, 2003 13:45:42 GMT -5
"Dammit! Whoever kicks me gets turned into a kumquat and protected by the Nature Bear (tm) when I get my powers back! (except for Figgy, who gets a cheese and a neck brace, so he doesn't hurt himself in the mosh pit again ) Speaking of which, when do I get them back, Daemona?" *does the puppy dog face* "Please? Pweaze? PUH-WEEEZE?!"
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on May 7, 2003 21:27:22 GMT -5
Daemona looks helplessly at her compatriots. "I...I don't know."
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