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Post by The Patryn on Apr 12, 2003 20:14:03 GMT -5
After walking through the rain for hours and feeling very wet and VERY miserable, !Xabbu sees Daemona standing on the horizon and runs to catch up. Upon reaching her, he takes his walking stick and smites her on the head.
"You evil wench! Try to raise an army to conquer MY planet will you!"
*Continues smiting*
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Apr 12, 2003 20:53:00 GMT -5
Daemona winces under !Xabbu's vicious blows, but they didn't hurt too much-god vs. god with healing powers=god without healing powers loses.
In that case, she was the god(dess) with healing powers.
She sees the mutant jello creatures zoom toward her and !Xabbu. "Ow! Ow! Ow! I'll teach you to smite me!" Daemona manages to wriggle free, leaving !Xabbu engulfed in some viciously pulsing electric-blue jelly.
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Apr 12, 2003 21:22:44 GMT -5
The god Schnen yawns and awakens from his deep sleep.
"What's all that racket?!" he cries from his homeworld of FrostieLand (Hey, it get's the tourists!)
"How's an almighty entity to get any sleep?"
Schnen arises and gets aboard his 'Almighty Sleigh' and rides off to the cause of the commotion.
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Post by Figgy on Apr 12, 2003 22:05:32 GMT -5
Yeunn come crashing down into the planet, landing about a foot away from Daemona. He stands up and brushes himself off, grinning at Daemona "I've come to see how your planet is...looks...um....nice" He then grins, watching !Xabbu "You should really calm down...I don't think she wants to destroy your planet"
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 13, 2003 2:55:25 GMT -5
*Whacks Yeunn with stick*
"Shows what you know you little....You little.....d**nit...They should really give us a bloody script for these things. Anyways I bet you're in on it too! You youngsters today, no respect for your freakin' elders I say! NO I AM NOT SENILE! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU TOO ALBERT! YOU HEARD ME! CAN IT! Bloody leprachauns..."
*Insert more inane muttering here*
*This space for rent. Not cheap*
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Post by Figgy on Apr 13, 2003 12:11:55 GMT -5
Yeunn grins, getting an idea "Yeah old man, I'm in on it too! We're going to mass a army the size of that planet...uh...what's it called...oh yeah, Earth!" He then runs around, grinning as he stays away from the elder god.
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Post by Laralon the Mad Looter on Apr 13, 2003 12:28:15 GMT -5
Daemona watches the two other gods...um...to put it more basically, converse. "Earth? That's just your nickname for world #12028403, isn't it?"
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 13, 2003 13:43:56 GMT -5
*!Xabbu stares at her*
"Well, it is what it's inhabitants call it...Not very smart beings either. I remember back in the days of planet #603. Now THAT was a planet. And you! You little punk!"
He says looking back to Yeunn
"I'll show you to plot against your elders!"
*Pulls out Ugly Stick (TM)*
*Twhacks Yeunn with it, yet he gets no uglier*
"d**n thing must be out of charge. They don't make these cod-swabbled contraptions like they used to. Back in MY day a single Ugly Stick would last for a millenia. Mind you, back then they were made of leather because trees hadn't been invented yet..."
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Post by Figgy on Apr 13, 2003 15:01:56 GMT -5
Yeunn just laughs, looking at the Ugly Stick "That's something new...this is the first time you've tried to use that before!" He starts to run around again, obviously trying to wear himself out a bit.
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 17, 2003 16:12:15 GMT -5
*Jabbu suddenly appears in the midst of all this*
"....Eh?"
*Jabbu --cough-- zips up and turns around*
"Oooh, pregnant dog fight. You go, girlfriend!"
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Post by Mr. Fangora (Wum) on Apr 17, 2003 20:49:30 GMT -5
Schnen lands on the planet obviously unhappy with all that's been going on.
"Yo dudes! What's with all the ruckus? This just aint cool." he says as he pulls out a pair of shades and runs his hand through his icicle hair.
"You guys just gotta chill out."
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 17, 2003 20:51:37 GMT -5
*Mumbles something about turkeys, fire and Nazis*
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Post by Figgy on Apr 18, 2003 8:36:19 GMT -5
Yeunn just grins, trying to stand still "Chill out? Sounds like fun...though getting blown through the wind sounds funner!" He starts running around Schnen, chanting "Move move move!"
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Post by Shiguru Wazzat on Apr 20, 2003 13:47:41 GMT -5
*Bobba picks up his Masterful pole of pole-ness and drops a bowling ball on !Xabbus nose* "Oops .. silly me "
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Post by The Patryn on Apr 20, 2003 14:29:57 GMT -5
"Gah! You brat! I should smite you all back to the stone age!"
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